Football jerseys in the street I'm sick of all the cell-phoned bleeding beats But too bad there's tooth decay The river-rafting trip's delayed till may Hey Make my way through museum-mall Grand Total shows and I start to fall In to pre-paid circus show The freaks and the fellows all in a row No way in @#!*% I'll drive today Because my parents think I'm insane Rain Come again some other day Or at least try to wash away the pain